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I argue with my own conscience.. (+Possible Contests?)

I had another day of arguing about what to talk about and at first I was going to do an orange is the new black quiz but I thought it would be boring so I decided to talk about something that I never thought would be understandable.. However I will try my best to..make sense? ( If there are any doctors on blogger, try diagnosing this) So.. for as long I can remember I've always known that me and my brain/conscience have never been friends,(Which sounds crazy but as you know, I'm not the most sane person ever) me and my conscience practically argue every day because sometimes she likes to say super wrong things or she annoys me when I'm trying to relax. Maybe its me or maybe I have found a way to haunt myself...with myself I occasionally get this reaction when I talk about it. I'd search about it online but everytime I try and diagnose myself it always comes up with something super crazy for example 'Feeling nauseous? You have 15 minutes to live!' To

My (Odd) Little Bucket List

In my 15 years of life I always opposed creating a bucket list because my life is so unpredictable I probably wouldn't get anything on my list done and I am still fairly young so the fact I already know what I want to do before I perish makes me feel strange but anyways, here's what I managed to think of: In my lifetime, I want to: - Travel the world and learn different languages. - Discover an artefact (I'm open minded, even a prehistoric toothbrush would fulfil me.... and no I'm not joking.) - Have 4 kids, who produce dozens of grandchildren. - Get a job that allows me to help people, for example, a psychologist. - Learn at least 15 recipes. - Get into the university I desire. - Get a puppy&a kitten - Meet Chris Wood from The Vampire Diaries and marry him (Probably may never come true though) - This may sound strange but I have always wanted my face smushed into a whole cake, not sure why though - Jump into a swimming pool from a rooftop without break

A MESSAGE TO MY YOUNGER SELF

Hola! It is currently 9:34 pm as I am typing this and it is a Friday so if this goes up on a Friday, yay for my resilience. Any who once again I was stuck on what to talk about (I really need to start planning this stuff) so I decided to do 'A Message To My Younger Self', however I am still pretty young, but as a 15 year old there are a few certain things I would tell my 9 year old self because I think I was roughly 9 years old when I started facebook aka my personal teenpocalypse because it holds most on my regrets that I cringe upon to this day.... So here is the message... ' Dear Idiot, I know, your 15 year old self becomes pretty brutal with names,  Anyway my message to you is to first of all, stop eating cake for breakfast because your metabolism may be good now in the a few years, those pounds will return, so eat a vegetable! Or atleast...dip it in frosting. This is not the only thing I wanted to say though, I also wanted to say that those photos

KIM KARDASHIAN RUNS MY LIFE NOW

I had to tell this story. Basically my human existence means nothing to me anymore because of Kim Kardashian. Not her personally but THE GAME Her innocent web game has had the power to take over my life because I choose sleep over this game... SLEEP MEANS A LOT TO ME But I cant help it #sadnesstimesamillion* When I wake up at like 8am, Here's my normal routine: 8am-  "Please be 10am,PLEASE BE 10AM!" *checks phone and realises its 8am*            "BLOODY HELL" 8:01am-  *contemplates whether to play the Kim Kardashian Game*   8:07am- *realises sleep is more important and rolls over and goes back to sleep* 8:15am- *rolls back over and grabs phone* "I can sleep tomorrow" I've been saying that same sentence "I can sleep tomorrow" for a week -.- I HAVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES SO BIG, I COULD PROBABLY GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THEM- this is no joke people. Once I even tried to hack the game to get unlimit

DEAR TEEN BLOGGERS

I'm working on a blog post right now but i felt the need to express this, once more: I have made another email and I am more than ready to collab with some of the other teen bloggers out there :) Of course it would be ideal that we have a similar sense of humour and what not but for any of you that are looking to collab feel free to contact me : missteenslife@gmail.com We could do: Tags Quizzes Q&A's Stories Or other fun stuff! Don't hesitate, I am extremely open minded. Xo 

WHAT I HOPE TO OBTAIN FROM BLOGGING

I was wrestling with myself on whether I should write this but I decided i would. Shockingly enough I started this blog with expectations, i wanted to connect with people and have a following and be able to wake up with comments to read and reply too. A blogger named Envy has a blog called 'Picking Up The Pieces Of Life' and i've been on her blog several times and i praise her because her blog has riveting content and the layout is spectacular, She is definitely what i aspire my blog to be one day because of those reasons AND she receives many comments so that enables her to respond and connect. So basically Envy is my blogging idol. Back to what i was saying, when i look at blogs like Envy's or The Fence Of Stars, it makes me wonder... How long will it take for me to become as successful as that? I like to think about it because it reminds me that, the more consistent and persistent I get, it could be good for my future, It could be helpful so i will

15 TAG QUESTIONS

Hola!  This is blogpost no.2 that i'm working on. (I'm hoping on working on 3 blogposts in only 24 hours) So for this post i will be answering tag questions that a lovely person named Kate Gold left in the comments of my previous tag questions blogpost (Wow that was a mouthful)  Now the link she gave me contained 142 questions and since I like my hands, I am not willing to sacrifice killing them trying to answer all 142 questions SO i chose 15 of my favourites and i shall be answering them! 1.  How would you describe yourself in three words? Lively,Curious,Hungry 2.  When and why did you start your blog? I started my blog because I wanted to share my silly little personality with the world and i wanted to connect with other people, plus i have a boring life and blogging makes my life more interesting. 3.  What is your blog mainly about? Awkward stories,tags etc. 4.  Would you change your name? I'm thinking about it, i might do but not right now. 5.  What is t

THE ICE SKATING INCIDENT

This is blogpost no.3! My hand really hurts but whatever, i shall keep going! This blogpost will be a short story on how i managed to completely humiliate myself infront of my whole school (sigh) So a few years ago when i was still in Primary school, we all got the opportunity to go on a cool ice skating trip, since i was stupid and delusional i thought ice skating was easy, since i saw professionals do it on tv but i was seriously wrong. When i got there it was super busy and i feel like my tearducts were frozen shut. IT WAS SO BLOODY COLD. NO ONE TOLD ME THIS VITAL INFORMATION. When i finally got some ice skates that fit my huge gruffalo feet, i stood up ready to skate,then immediately fell down. Yeah.. walking in ice skates on a shaggy mucus coloured carpet would take some practise but hey! Why practice when you can crawl! When i got onto the ice, everyone was too scared to skate into the middle so we all circled the ice in a unison, clinging on the side for dear life

I NEED YOU TO VOTE!

This is going to be a super quick blogpost but i have saved three blogposts that i plan to upload within the next 5 days but i want you guys to decide which goes up first! Go to this link: https://plus.google.com/+AwkwardTeen/posts Check out my latest poll and choose the post you would like to see! :) If i receive no votes ill upload by random choice however voters will receive a shoutout in the blogpost that receives the most votes! Thanks!

MY ODD REQUEST

I said i was going to release a blogpost a week after my previous one, Its been 2 weeks, oops... I'm currently working on 3 blogposts right now so by the time you are reading this, there should be 2 extras i have injured my fingers typing, hopefully. Today's blogpost came from a weird thought i had whilst crying myself to sleep thinking about my GCSE's In English, students have to constantly learn about classic english novels such as Romeo&Juliet, Macbeth and Great Expectations but.. what if we changed the system *cue mysterious music* I, being the deranged genius i am, have thought up a plan so creative,so engaging.... it might just blow your knickers off. Fanfiction. Bare with me here, it may sound strange but what if we actually request to change English poetry and book study to writing and creating fanfiction, ITS GENIUS! Many of our most respected books were created on the idea of fanfiction *cough* fifty shades of grey *cough* (Now that my friends,

MY PERSONAL STRUGGLE

Hello people of earth! Currently as I am typing this it is Monday so if its not Monday when I've released this post I was probably working on it for days. Now normally I don't talk about super serious things because I prefer to angle away from serious topics but for today I decided to talk about my personal struggles since this is a personal styled blog. As a teenager I obviously have many, many problems and issues, maybe that's a part of growing up or whatever but one struggle I have in particular is a common one: Weight problems. For a long, long time I've struggled with losing weight, having a slow metabolism etc. I never really realised how fat I was getting until a saw a picture of me on the beach in a bikini and my stomach was droopy and massive and I was in shock. I never realised that eating chips everyday was starting to affect my health and my appearance and it was sad so I immediately looked for ways to lose weight, I downloaded every fitness and food

COME DINE WITH ME: BLOGGERS EDITION

Heyo!! I'm back! After a week of semi-procrastination and writer's block I finally came up with a cool and spunky thing to talk about! (this is an obvious lie I literally just thought of this right now, I'm currently watching come dine with me so obviously this came to mind) When I watch Come dine with me I always think of what I would make because I love to cook (well I love to eat more but whatever) So for this blogpost I shall attempt to answer! So the guests of the show have to prepare a starter, a main and a dessert (+drinks) So if I were in the guests position, for £1000 I would make this:  (keep in mind I have 0 skill and hate buying ingredients) Starter: Homemade tomato soup (lies it will prolly be from a can) with Garlic bread and cheese My top tip: Garnish your food with grass, may seem gross but the guests don't need to know ;;) (don't listen to my advice) Main Course: Chicken Stir fry with crispy pomme frites topped with sea salt  (aKa read